i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it
these boots are made for walkin
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Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.
this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d
Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: The beast, which had represented his feelings, was dead. “I think I’ll do a pushup,” he announced to the sea. The sea respected him for it.
“Male Novelist Jokes" by Mallory Ortberg.
The one constant.
Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande
no image has ever described my life quite so well
This one wins